Big Fat Whale

Let's Bowl

First, bowling in New England is different than in the civilized world. There's regular bowling, also known as ten pin, that everyone's familiar with. Then there's candlepin bowling which involves hurling a tiny shot-put size ball at thin little pins that don't get cleared away if they fall. This wacky version is so bizarre, that each bowler gets three rolls per frame. I believe anyone who plays it and doesn't have a Boston accent only gets two rolls. But I could be wrong.

How I came up with that spelling for a spare is unknown to me.

My half-aunt really is legally retarded. I wasn't being mean.

This is probably the last time I mentioned Mountain-Dew in a sentence that doesn't also contain the words "piss" or "swill."

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