Big Fat Whale


we went to sunday school regularly for many years, even after i became an atheist. they had free donuts and i could leave the church service early. i think i'd be a deist if it wasn't for learning all that nonsense.

throw-up and puke were my only words for vomit then. i actually remember learning the word "vomit." i was nine, and it was in some cheesy book about hygeine.

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