you have to admit that there is a certain logic to spelling bum, b-u-m-b. and it ended up being a prophetic choice. but i must've known that a mug, hairspray, and rags make a shitty costume. luckily my friend's costume idea was equally lame. i blotted out his last name in case he's too good to be associated with me or, for all i know, he could be a world-famous rapist.