it's important to remember that although i couldn't spell, i knew that the everyday minutae of an eight-year-old's life was painfully boring. so i sexed it up with the milk story. aliens are also sexy, so i decided to mention "white marshans," presumably from marsha.
notice how i "dumped" the hot soup, not "spilt it" like the other liquids. i have no idea why i'm not sure if i spilled the coke or not.
i probably won't comment on my teacher's corny comments. they speak for themselves